More Pick-Up Lines

"I think we need more community service groups that sponsor road clean-up. I did some voluntary clean-up a few days ago, and picked up quite a large amount of trash off the side of the road. Nobody was paying me, I just felt like doing so. Beer cans are everywhere. If we keep this up this place will be an impossible mess in the very near future. Maybe a free Batman T-shirt or some other incentive could help? We should also start a local, regional or even national clean-up day holiday."

—Cameron "Batman" Powell, self-educated behavioral economics and poker analyst