More Patrick, Chandler, and Bud—But Not So Much Heather

"Knoxville really needs Patrick Sullivan's back in business and a Chandler's Deli on Market Square.

"We also need more beer. Everywhere. More breweries, more bars, more folks drinking beer. Just more beer. Have one with your lunch. Have two. And we need a bass clef statue in place of the old treble clef they tore down.

"And one last one. What Knoxville really needs is for Heather Harrington to shut up."

—Daniel Kimbro, musician, Vol fan, suck-button pusher (Part two—look for more ideas from Kimbro in the Aug. 22 Triage section or online at metropulse.com)