Quote of the Week: ‘Pish Pads'

"Nor did she spare any expense for her dogs—spending more than $10,000 for ‘Pish Pads' so the dogs could relieve themselves indoors and their very own television set, which she installed at dog height and kept tuned to Animal Planet."

—Assistant U.S. Attorney Frank Dale in a sentencing memorandum for notorious embezzler Leslie Janous, detailing her various exploits with the money she stole from locally based mineral wholesaler Scancarbon