Quote of the Week: ""He also had no recollection of losing control..."

"He also had no recollection of losing control of his bowels and defecating on himself."

—An observation made in the University of Tennessee Police Department report on the infamous "butt chugging" incident—quoted in an AP story reprinted in hundreds of media websites and newspapers across the country. Guaranteed winner for Most Embarrassing National Story About Knoxville in 2012.