The Onion in Metro Pulse: Do We Dare?

Let us know whether you think we should carry The Onion each week

For nearly hundreds of people around the globe, The Onion stands as a shining beacon of journalistic excellence. Therefore, it is with great pride that Metro Pulse has decided to expand its coverage of national and international news with the fine reporting of The Onion—for this week's issue, anyway.

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