Knoxville Missed Connections

Nimble Fingers at the Club—m4m: Met at you know where on Thursday, April 2. Had some fun (lolz!) until you disappeared all of a sudden. Would like to meet up some time, NSA, but open to LTR if you are. Me: 47 y.o. w/m. You: 35 y.o. w/m, brown hair, currently in possession of my wallet, cell phone, shorts, and are presumably driving my $50,000 Lexus GX. E-mail me or call the Knoxville Police Department and say what your name is and where you said you lived so I'll know it's you when I get the message.

Re: Nimble

Listen man, I just wanted to let you know that I've totally been there before. I hope you locate him and you guys can find some happiness together.

Compiled by Charles Maldonado and Merri Shaffer