Fashion Critics Strike Blow Against Empire of Inexplicably Trendy Clothing

So let's say you find a particular clothing trend to be annoying. More than that: The very store that propagates it pisses you off. How best to register your disgruntlement?

Take matters into your own hands.

According to a Knoxville Police Department report, a suspect and three individuals entered a large, cologne-drenched clothing store bedecked with posters of half-naked models at West Town Mall. They then proceeded to openly urinate on a freshly folded stack of fleece jackets.

The suspect and his cohorts fled the scene of the fuzzy massacre—but alas, were soon retrieved by mall security.

No word yet on whether this public protest yielded any consciousness-raising among consumers. However, the store is running a special on fleece jackets this week. Score!