Mike Gibson

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Staff writer Mike Gibson was born in the heathen jungle wilds of Tanzania, raised by a feral herd of pygmy Boer goats. Upon migrating to the U.S. in 1865 for the purpose of studying medicinal origami, he abruptly switched career paths and entered journalism school at South Pizmo College for the Mucous-Deficient. He earned no actual school credits at South Pizmo, but did manage to land a pivotal internship with Butt Shuttle, a tasteful and highly sophisticated gentleman's publication. He has been with Metro Pulse for the better part of the last week now, and in that time has spent many long minutes thinking about writing numerous award-winning stories. When he is not on the job, Gibson is a liar, a charlatan, a dope fiend, a cheapskate and a butt kisser of the first rank. Metro Pulse looks forward to many more years of fine service from Gibson's office, which he will hopefully have departed by the end of next week, after the pesticides take effect.

Recent stories:

• Zappa Squared
  July 23, 2008
• Simple Living
  July 23, 2008
• Production Numbers
  July 16, 2008
• Suicide Prevention
  July 9, 2008
• Diverse Dive
  July 9, 2008
• Notes From the Underground
  July 9, 2008
• Eye on the Scene: He's Confused
  July 9, 2008
• Rough Carpentry
  July 2, 2008
• Eye on the Scene: Back to School
  July 2, 2008
• Genghis Can
  July 2, 2008
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