I think this poll is dumb because

I am a reasonable person who knows that Internet polls, by their very nature, are always dumb. 35% 37 votes
I am a vindictive, cynical person who thinks everything is dumb. 21% 22 votes
I am an egotistical person who believes that this newspaper has betrayed ME, personally, in the past few years. Weren't the 90s cooler than now is? 13% 14 votes
Introverted Intuitive Thinking Judging 29% 30 votes
103 total votes