| We'll do anything for negative attention. | 37% | 30 votes |
| We're Vols, dammit, and we're willing to do our part to curb gas consumption. | 8% | 7 votes |
| We deserve only the finest gasoline blends available. | 6% | 5 votes |
| We like to think of ourselves as the most European city in Appalachia. | 47% | 38 votes |
| 80 total votes | ||