No one seems to like "the couch" as a nickname for Knoxville, despite its comfy connotations. So what's a better alternative?

The Velvet Gutter: No matter how hard you fall, you're still not that far from the curb. 8% 7 votes
The Angry Pickle: Unassuming in appearance, perhaps, but still surprisingly sour on the inside. 12% 11 votes
The Big Weezy: Sure, we've got lots of natural attractions here—plus high pollen levels to match. Plus plenty of air pollution! 29% 25 votes
The Scruffy Little City: Let's just go back to the old one that nobody liked. 49% 42 votes
85 total votes