| Best Place to Buy an All-Orange Wardrobe (DayGlo) | 3% | 3 votes |
| Best Street Corner to Procure a Prostitute's Services | 42% | 34 votes |
| Best Market Square Karaoke Performer of a Dead Celebrity | 5% | 4 votes |
| Best Bar in Which to Pretend You're Still a College Student | 48% | 39 votes |
| 80 total votes | ||