A Brothel, Brother

“Knoxville could use a ‘House of Ill Repute.’ There are men in the area who have problems with relationships longer than an hour (not me, of course). I believe the house would make for a more pleasant Knoxville; the women wouldn’t have to deal with sex-crazed jerks when out for drinks with the girls. And with the men’s testosterone diminished, they might begin opening doors for ladies—without the ulterior motive of checking out their butts!”

—Scott Ethridge, Mamma’s boy and Whittle Communications alumnus, aka Whittle-ite

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