So Very Knoxy

[In regard to Frank Cagle's Nashville Scene-inspired Frank Talk column, "Your Are So Knoxville..." Feb. 11, 2010] Here are three more:

• You are so Knoxville if... your vacant lot has had a "Weigel's Coming Soon!" sign on it for more than 10 years.

• You are so Knoxville if... your local police pull over three or more cars on a congested off-ramp during rush hour (think Emory Road).

• You are so Knoxville if... you have discovered you must read the Metro Pulse to find out what's really going on in Knoxville!

Kenneth L. Faught

LaFollette