Please Follow This Person's Example

Re: "How to Curry Favor with Metro Pulse's Editor" ["The Official Insider's Guide to Knoxville, Vol. 2," Sept. 9, 2010].

I am fully equipped with a stunning bulk of ignorance, but I am not looking for a job. Unless you want to pay me to e-mail you randomly, then we can talk. Your five tips article made me laugh and you can rest assured that if I lived in Knoxville, could write engaging articles, and were looking for a job, I would have found it very helpful. Also I like curry. You will notice that today is not Tuesday and I have no ribbons to cut.

Stacey Poppinga

Douglas, Wyo.