Letter: Are the Trees Binge-Drinking?

On the cover of your issue entitled "Speaking for the Trees," there are no trees. [Cover story by Cari Wade Gervin, April 19, 1012] There is, however, a gigantic Miller 64 light beer ad. Are the trees binge-drinking? Do I need to worry about increasing tree hookups and drunken cross-pollination? I then turn the page and see the actual cover and notice that this is the Earth Day Issue... being celebrated by adding additional pages of newspaper for beer ads? C'mon guys!

Jeb Beckham.