Please address the recent nuisance: uneven folding of your paper. I have neither the time, dexterity, nor patience to re-crease them all before they are distributed.
Kris Crinkle, OCD
Ed. Note: That uneven fold is actually due to the inclusion of paid inserts in particular issues—it allows for the automated insertion of the fliers. Side note: We suspect that Kris Crinkle is not your real name! Please see the Guidelines for Letters.