Regarding our Oct. 29, 2009, issue:
• Contrary to what "Where the Summer Ends" by Karl Edward Wagner implied, there is no evidence of "little green devils" living under the kudzu. Metro Pulse apologizes for the error.
• Also, zombies do not actually exist in the woods of the Body Farm on the University of Tennessee campus, as depicted in "The Harvest" by April Spellings. Metro Pulse apologizes for the error.
• Finally, Satan (aka, Beelzebub, Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, the Evil One) has not really moved into the Fourth and Gill neighborhood, as indicated by "The Listserv... from HELL." Metro Pulse apologizes for the error.