http://www.metropulse.com/news/stories/triage/police-blotter/?partner=RSSMetroPulse Stories: Police Blotteren-usstories/triage/police-blotterhttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/aug/24/shoplifting-ones-unmentionables/?partner=RSSShoplifting is one of Knoxville’s most frequent crimes, and in most cases it’s in the best interest of the victimized store that the stolen merchandise be returned. There are exceptions: namely, underwear that has been worn by the thief. Wed, 24 Aug 2011 15:48:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23488-734373stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNShoplifting One's UnmentionablesMetroPulseshoplifting-ones-unmentionablesurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23488-734373Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/aug/17/sign-thieves-need-spelling-lesson/?partner=RSSThieves are generally not renowned for their remarkable intelligence. Apparently this lack of know-how extends to the most basic of skills: spelling. Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:34:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23459-734366stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNSign Thieves in Need of a Spelling LessonMetroPulsesign-thieves-need-spelling-lessonurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23459-734366Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/aug/10/frappuccino-bandits-apprehended/?partner=RSSParents and concerned friends can usually observe the tell-tale signs that someone they know may be experimenting with drugs. They might add a new item to their list: Frappuccinos. Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:49:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23428-734359stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNFrappuccino Bandits Apprehended MetroPulsefrappuccino-bandits-apprehendedurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23428-734359Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/aug/03/caught-greasy-handed/?partner=RSSThere’s nothing quite as comforting as a home-cooked breakfast, but, as one local man recently learned, sometimes it’s just more convenient to go out. Wed, 03 Aug 2011 15:56:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23393-734352stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNCaught Greasy HandedMetroPulsecaught-greasy-handedurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23393-734352Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/jul/27/gotta-snatch-em-all/?partner=RSSTrading-card gamers can be fiercely competitive when it comes to completing their collections, but as one Knoxville teen recently learned, trading cards isn’t always fun and games. Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:34:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23361-734345stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNGotta Snatch ’Em AllMetroPulsegotta-snatch-em-allurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23361-734345Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/jul/20/decidedly-unhappy-meal/?partner=RSSSitting in a fast food drive-thru may be one of the most mundane experiences faced by denizens of the modern era. But one local woman received plenty of unexpected excitement during a recent stop for food. Wed, 20 Jul 2011 13:23:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23329-734338stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNA Decidedly Unhappy MealMetroPulsedecidedly-unhappy-mealurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23329-734338Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/jul/13/piece-bonnaroo-comes-knoxville/?partner=RSSSummer is full of all sorts of festivities, but different events cater to audiences with contrasting ideas of a good time. Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:43:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23303-734331stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNA Piece of Bonnaroo Comes to KnoxvilleMetroPulsepiece-bonnaroo-comes-knoxvilleurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23303-734331Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/jul/06/knox-files-unsuccessful-conspiracy-theorist/?partner=RSSThe key to being a successful conspiracy theorist, as one Knoxvillian recently learned, is to be vocal enough to be heard, but perhaps not so vocal as to be arrested. Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:56:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23269-734324stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNThe KnoX Files: An Unsuccessful Conspiracy TheoristMetroPulseknox-files-unsuccessful-conspiracy-theoristurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23269-734324Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/jun/29/let-him-who-without-sin-cast-first-truckload/?partner=RSSWith its 700 churches, Knoxville has the highest per capita ratio of churches in Tennessee, which is no small feat. It also has one solid waste management facility and two privately owned landfills. While churches are obviously much more common in Knoxville than dumps, it’s shocking nonetheless that one could be mistaken for the other. Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:47:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23235-734317stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNLet Him Who is Without Sin Cast the First TruckloadMetroPulselet-him-who-without-sin-cast-first-truckloadurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23235-734317Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/jun/22/maybe-crime-lab-can-reconstruct-it/?partner=RSSIt’s no surprise that getting caught breaking the law often causes extreme reactions. Some criminals strike back or flee the scene. This particular lawbreaker tried to masticate her way to freedom. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 14:24:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23198-734310stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNMaybe the Crime Lab Can Reconstruct It?MetroPulsemaybe-crime-lab-can-reconstruct-iturn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23198-734310Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/jun/15/now-s-service-loaded-weapon/?partner=RSSDon’t know what time your favorite restaurant closes? Worst-case scenario, that might mean going hungry until you find another place to eat. But for one local couple, it meant an alleged threat of physical violence. Wed, 15 Jun 2011 13:38:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23168-734303stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNNow That’s Service With a Loaded WeaponMetroPulsenow-s-service-loaded-weaponurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23168-734303Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/jun/08/seeking-solace-911/?partner=RSSCalling 911 might save your life, protect the lives of others, or promote public safety. In some cases, however, calling 911 can get you arrested. Wed, 08 Jun 2011 15:04:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23143-734296stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNSeeking Solace Via 911MetroPulseseeking-solace-911urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23143-734296Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/jun/01/most-convoluted-70-con-ever/?partner=RSSNavigating Knoxville’s dating scene can be dangerous and expensive, especially if you’re trying to find a date online. Wed, 01 Jun 2011 15:30:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23112-734289stories/triage/police-blotterLogan LocknerKnoxville, TNThe Most Convoluted $70 Con EverMetroPulsemost-convoluted-70-con-everurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23112-734289Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/may/25/highway-robbery-pizza-special/?partner=RSSThe real question is: Who uses a pay phone anymore? Wed, 25 May 2011 13:32:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23043-734282stories/triage/police-blotterLee SteenbergenKnoxville, TNHighway Robbery Pizza SpecialMetroPulsehighway-robbery-pizza-specialurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23043-734282Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/may/18/caught-modern-conveniences/?partner=RSSMulti-function cell phones are a commonplace gadget these days, even among criminals who can’t resist a photo opportunity. Wed, 18 May 2011 14:58:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23003-734275stories/triage/police-blotterLee SteenbergenKnoxville, TNCaught by Modern Conveniences MetroPulsecaught-modern-conveniencesurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-23003-734275Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/may/11/model-thief/?partner=RSSKnoxville’s underground world of auto theft happens on a slightly smaller scale, and it’s only slightly less dramatic. Or, in this case, a lot less. Wed, 11 May 2011 16:08:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22971-734268stories/triage/police-blotterLee SteenbergenKnoxville, TNA Model ThiefMetroPulsemodel-thiefurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22971-734268Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/may/04/you-can-find-everything-craigslist-including-culpr/?partner=RSSLast week, a local woman walked into her workplace to discover that her Dell laptop computer was missing from her office. Wed, 04 May 2011 15:16:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22938-734261stories/triage/police-blotterAnna-Lise BurnetteKnoxville, TNYou Can Find Everything on Craigslist (Including Culprits)MetroPulseyou-can-find-everything-craigslist-including-culprurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22938-734261Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/apr/27/landlord-who-wasnt-there/?partner=RSSast week, a distraught East Knoxville woman called the Knoxville Police Department to report that her vacant property was being occupied by an unknown suspect. Wed, 27 Apr 2011 14:47:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22906-734254stories/triage/police-blotterAnna-Lise BurnetteKnoxville, TNThe Landlord Who Wasn’t ThereMetroPulselandlord-who-wasnt-thereurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22906-734254Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/apr/20/you-know-its-time-quit-when/?partner=RSSThe high cost of cigarettes today is pushing smokers to new extremes to sate their cravings. And when the couch and laundry change doesn’t add up, they can turn to questionable means. Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:19:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22863-734247stories/triage/police-blotterLee SteenbergenKnoxville, TNYou Know It’s Time to Quit When...MetroPulseyou-know-its-time-quit-whenurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22863-734247Change0Usablehttp://www.metropulse.com/news/2011/apr/13/knoxville-kleptogeography/?partner=RSSAccording to a Knoxville Police report, a recent shopper at Kroger accidentally dropped her debit card on the way out of the store. She later discovered that a delinquent had found the item and immediately begun using it, making no fewer than 11 separate purchases before the card could be cancelled. Wed, 13 Apr 2011 16:45:00 -0000urn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22833-734240stories/triage/police-blotterWill ParkerKnoxville, TNKnoxville KleptogeographyMetroPulseknoxville-kleptogeographyurn:publicid:www.metropulse.com:news-Story-22833-734240Change0Usable