Best Way To Get Rep. Stacey Campfield To Move To Alabama: Vote Him Out/Don't Vote For Him/Stop Voting For Him/Vote Him Out Of Office/Vote Democrat

Runners Up: Legalize/Allow Gay Marriage, Who?, Bribe

Well, okay. Those are all reasonable answers. But we were looking for more creative ideas, like, "Put a gun on the Alabama flag." Or, "Put the Alabama flag on guns." Or maybe, "Declare Tuscaloosa a No-Gay Zone." Anyway, we've had a bit of a change of heart since we posed this question. With so many reliably ridiculous figures exiting our political scene here lately, we really sort of hope Stacey sticks around. Things could get too quiet without him. (J.F.M.)


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