Best Use Of Lane Kiffin Memorabilia: Toilet Paper

Runners Up: Bonfire, Burn It, Trash

Oh, dear. How the once-slavish fans turn on you once you completely reject them (after one short year) in order to further a dubious career built on acting like a self-entitled dork with few actual results on the playing field. Yep, couldn't see that coming. (C.T.)