Best Tattoo Parlor: Saint Tattoo

Best Tattoo Parlor Runners-Up: Ace High Tattoos, Alter Ego Tattoo & Body Piercing, Pay-N-Dues Tattoos

The perfect combination of good humor and good hygiene—exactly what you want when you're commissioning micro-surgery with the intention of ornamental scarring. From old school to photo-copy to body art, The Saint's artists are great at taking good ideas and making them better. Don't let the unexploded ordnance protruding from the roof deter you; they're generally happy to indulge the curious. In fact, they seem to be just generally happy.